Saturday, April 18, 2009
cake fucking farts. fuck me cake farts.
it's rare for me to rant too much, but oh jesus what is the cake farts/ i cannot tell if i am in love or in shock. i mean realy i am in shock, but there is so much to love. go to cakefarts.com and you will understand. it just cracks me up, i mean, really laugh out loud--- it doesn't help that under my circumstances of initial viewing, i was on campus at a catholic university- i felt so defiant in my innocence. there's nothing wrong with farting in a cake. on the contrary, i can think of several acts that people have asked me to either perform or receive, and i've gotta say, if she were to just cut a portion of that cake and put it off to the side for me to eat later, i would let her fart all over her own piece of cake. and it's not as if her ass is all dirty-- it was clean. clearly, she has good hygeiner if she was chosen out of every cake farting aficianado to represent their fetish. it came from 2girls1cup creators, which that shit, literally, doesn't even look real. it looks like a whipped product of peanut butter and chocolate; mousse if you will, and you know them hoes got like a dozen colonics or enemas before they started to even put that fauxshit up their pooper. granted, they could've even used some silicon femskin *don't even get me started on that shit, just google Femskin, creepy shit* attachment to make sure that it was sterile.. point is, there is some nasty fetish and then there is propaganda that makes people freak out- and yes, i did freak out over both the shit and the cakefarts.. but with a line like, "you know what i like mostly? cake farts!" the bitch used an adverb in her sex talk.. she is suffering from the recession like us all, and clearly has no shame in herself-- she can have her cake and fart too- if only we could all be so strong.
Friday, April 17, 2009
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